Mix all the salad dressing ingredients in a bowl until well combined. Set aside.
Add the kale and half of the salad dressing to a large mixing bowl and massage until the kale becomes tender (about 1 to 2 minutes).
Add all the remaining ingredients and the other half of the salad dressing, mix until well combined and serve immediately. Keep leftovers in an airtight container in the fridge for 2 to 3 days.